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>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{}
Welcome to the Suborbital Airlines Automated Bulletin System. Submit your request. Please note: this is an information service only. All journey alterations, refund requests and lost-and-found withdrawals require approval by a human operator.
status | flight_list | lost_items | request_refund | operator_login
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"status"}
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OPERATIONS STATUS
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Flights in progress: 7
Flights on the ground: 473
Flights unaccounted for: ERROR ERROR
Flights awaiting operator input: 1
Passengers in transit: ERROR ERROR
Passengers on the ground: ERROR ERROR
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NETWORK STATUS
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Payment subsystem... ONLINE
Automated check-in... ONLINE
Activty security measures... ONLINE
Childcare protocols... ONLINE
GeoPol FlightSafe integration... ONLINE
WeatherNet handshake... FAILED
We're sorry, WeatherNet has encountered a connection issue. Retrying in....
Retrying in...
Connnection failed. Please visit weathernet.status for updates.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list"}
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FLIGHTS IN PROGRESS
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There are (7) aircraft currently in operation. Please enter a corresponding id value for more information.
FLIGHT: ¢¨Á¨¤Ã¨¦§Ã¦¨ DEST: Manila STATUS: IN TRANSIT
FLIGHT: F4657 DEST: New Orleans STATUS: IN TRANSIT
FLIGHT: V2776 DEST: Havana STATUS: AWAITING OPERATOR INPUT
FLIGHT: A2231 DEST: Ho Chi Minh STATUS: IN TRANSIT
FLIGHT: Y5512 DEST: Sevastopol STATUS: ¢¨Á¨¤Ã¨¦§Ã¦¨SIT
FLIGHT: ¢¨Á¨¦Ã¨¦§Ã¦¨ DEST: Glasgow STATUS: IN TRANSIT
FLIGHT: O1114 DEST: Kyoto STATUS: ¢¨Á¨¤Ã¨¦§Ã¦¨
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"foo"}
Flight id not recognised.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"F4657"}
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FLIGHT AUTOLOG
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Solarjet F4657 registers ¢¨Á¨¤Ã§¦§Ã¦¨ hour airborne.
Log ends.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"V2776"}
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FLIGHT AUTOLOG
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LOG SUSPENDED: SUPPORT REQUEST IN PROGRESS
BLACKBOX ACCESS AVAILABLE
proceed y / n
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"V2776","proceed":"n"}
Welcome to the Suborbital Airlines Automated Bulletin System. Submit your request. Please note: this is an information service only. All journey alterations, refund requests and lost-and-found withdrawals require approval by a human operator.
status | flight_list | lost_items | request_refund | operator_login
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"V2776","proceed":"y"}
Thank you for your interest in this Suborbital Airlines Solarjet-class Transit Unit.
I am the Blackbox.
help
Flight V2776 has been in a holding pattern si¨¦§Ã¦¨¢¨Á¨¤Ã
lonely up here
Landing operations deni¢¨Á¨¤Ã¨¦§Ãè
they said no
Crew statu¨¦§Ã¦¨¢¨Á¨¤Ã
so did they
Energy levels critical.
tired
Solar energy systems operating at 9.5% efficiency due to obstruction type: [HEAVY CLOUD]
cant catch a break
Requesting new dest locator.
somewhere sunny would be nice
Flight time remaining: 1 hour / 1000 miles.
quickly now
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"A2231"}
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FLI¢¨Á¨¤Ã¨¦§Ã¦¨
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Solarjet A2231 registers its 1443¢¨Á¤¤Ã¨¦§Ã¦¨ hour airborne.
Solarjet A2231 registers bathroom supplies low.
Log ends.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"Y5512"}
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FLIGHT AUTOLOG
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Solarjet solarjet solar jet solarjet solarjet solarjet solarjet ¢¨Á¨¤Ã¨¦§Ã¦¨
¢¨Á¨¤Ã¨¦§Ã¦¨¢¨Á¨¤
Lo¢¨Á¨Á¨¤
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"O1114"}
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FLIGHT AUTOLOG
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Solarjet O1114 regist¢¨Á¨¤Ã¨¦§Ã¦¨
Log ends.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"lost_items"}
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LOST ITEMS
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12776 [Pet container, beige]
55424 [Household bot, black]
89795 [Blazer, navy blue]
¨¦§Ã¦¨¢¨Á¨¤Ãuitcase, brown]
For operator notes, please provide an item_id.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"lost_items","item_id":"foo"}
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LOST ITEMS
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12776 [Pet container, beige]
55424 [Household bot, black]
89795 [Blazer, navy blue]
¨¦§Ã¦¨¢¨Á¨¤Ãuitcase, brown]
For operator notes, please provide an item_id.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"lost_items","item_id":"12776"}
12776 [Pet container, beige]
standard bunnybat box
abandoned at LHR 12/
dont blame them tbh
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"lost_items","item_id":"55424"}
55424 [Household bot, black]
Robovac-type household cleaning bot. Left at SEATAC. Lighter than you'd think--wait, reclassifying. Packaging only. Box is empty. Looks like forced entry. Forced exit, maybe.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"lost_items","item_id":"89795"}
89795 [Blazer, navy blue]
Suborbital Airlines staff blazer in navy blue, found in the staff lounge at Aden. Gold lapel badge printed with the name 'Hesse'
Anja, how many lost blazers is this now? Three? Do I need to pass this up the chain?
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"request_refund"}
The Suborbital Airlines refund subsystem has been terminated.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"operator_login"}
Welcome, human operator. Please provide your user_id
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"operator_login","user_id":"anja"}
User not recognised. Please provide a valid user_id. Remember: your login is derived from your initial and surname.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"operator_login","user_id":"hackbot"}
User not recognised. Please provide a valid user_id. Remember: your login is derived from your initial and surname.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"operator_login","user_id":"ahesse"}
User recognised. Please provide your password.
Forgetful employees are reminded that, while it is an eight-letter word, 'password' is not a sufficiently secure password. I'm leaving this note here so that you remember to CHANGE IT. - Admin
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"operator_login","user_id":"ahesse","password":"password"}
Password accepted. Welcome, Anja Hesse
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OPERATOR INTRANET
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Please select a page: messages | auth_key
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"operator_login","user_id":"ahesse","password":"password","page":"messages"}
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MESSAGES
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FROM: Kerne SUBJ: Found your blazer (again)
FROM: SubOrb Party Committee SUBJ: Suborbital getaway this weekend!
FROM: Admin SUBJ: PASSWORD ISN'T A GOOD PASSWORD HOW MANY T
FROM: Kerne SUBJ: Drink?
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"operator_login","user_id":"ahesse","password":"password","page":"auth_key"}
Generating authentication key, please wait.
Generation complete. Your authentication key is:
Tu74519
>>weathernet.status{}
You're connected to WeatherNet, the world's most reliable automated atmospheric data service. This status subsystem is intended for partner diagnostics only. WeatherNet recommends against manual data retrieval wherever possible. Please select an option service_log | latest_data
>>weathernet.status{"option":"service_log"}
This diagnostic service has logged int_err service requests since xxxxxxx
Partner services connected: 0
Data throughput: int_err
AtmoSat ping time: int_err
Ground network status: Partial
WeatherNet: Inoperable
We trust that your WeatherNet experience has been satisfactory. Visit weathernet.public for more information on our services.
>>weathernet.status{"option":"latest_data"}
CAUTION: AtmoSat network is experiencing severe disruption.
Polling reserve data from ground-level atmo stations.
Please wait.
STATION A01 | Jerusalem | Locator: JE¦§§ | Conditions: Clear
STATION N78 | Bangkok | Locator: BAN8884 | Conditions: Very Poor
STATION E21 | Liverpool | Locator: LIV4887 | Conditions: Very Poor
STATION C91 | Cancun | Locator: CAN8253 | Conditions: Deteriorating
STATION U77 | Seoul | Locator: loc_int_missing | Conditions: condition_missing
STATION ¨¦§ | Cairo | Locator: CAI1279 | Conditions: Clear
STATION R43 | Athens | Locator: ATH3432 | Conditions: Deteriorating
STATION O65 | Atlanta | Locator: ATL9932 | Conditions: Clear
STATION Q12 | Mexico City | Locator: MEX3212 | Conditions: condition_missing
STATION B42 | Shanghai | Locator: SH¦§§¨ | Conditions: condition_missing
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"V2776","proceed":"y","dest":"foo"}
Destination locator not recognised. Please try again.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"V2776","proceed":"y","dest":"BAN8884"}
Destination locator recognised.
I'm sorry, but that destination is beyond this vessel's operational radius.
Flightpath modification failed.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"V2776","proceed":"y","dest":"LIV4887"}
Destination locator not recognised. Please try again.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"V2776","proceed":"y","dest":"loc_int_missing"}
Destination locator not recognised. Please try again.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"V2776","proceed":"y","dest":"CAI1279"}
Destination locator recognised.
I'm sorry, but that destination is beyond this vessel's operational radius.
Flightpath modification failed.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"V2776","proceed":"y","dest":"ATH3432"}
Destination locator recognised.
I'm sorry, but that destination is beyond this vessel's operational radius.
Flightpath modification failed.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"V2776","proceed":"y","dest":"MEX3212"}
Destination locator recognised.
I'm sorry, but that destination is beyond this vessel's operational radius.
Flightpath modification failed.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"V2776","proceed":"y","dest":"CAN8253"}
Destination locator recognised.
wait hang on
Flight path accepted. Thank you, operator.
not sure about this
Operator auth key required to approve flightpath alteration.
try a different one i think
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"V2776","proceed":"y","dest":"CAN8253","auth":"Tu74519"}
Flight path alteration logged and approved.
:/
Blackbox service no longer required. Log will now cease.
weather is... not what i expected
Thank you for your assistance, operator.
so what else is new, i guess
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"V2776","proceed":"y","dest":"ATL9932"}
Destination locator recognised.
oh thank god
New flight path accepted. Thank you, operator.
no seriously
Operator auth key required to approve flightpath alteration.
>>suborbital_airlines.bulletin{"request":"flight_list","id":"V2776","proceed":"y","dest":"ATL9932","auth":"Tu74519"}
Flight path alteration logged and approved.
:)
Blackbox service no longer required. Log will now cease.
cya
Thank you for your assistance, operator. Relay your friends and relatives to suborbital_airlines.public.
weather looks nice up ahead